Typical

Johan: Hey Derby! Come over here!

Derby: I think the guy-that-spends-every-second-with-me is talking to me... but who the heck is Derby? Oh well, I'm coming!

J: Good Derby, now go potty! Go potty!

D: Hmm, what's this? *sniff sniff* Hey nice, that's my poop.

J: Go potty! Go potty!

D: Hey check out that leaf, I'm gonna go grab it!

J: Derby, come here, go potty!

D: Gotcha leaf! Now I'm gonna eatcha! Ew, you're not very tasty.

J: Derby don't eat that! Come here!

D: I think he's calling me again.

J: Derby, come here!

D: Yeah, I'm sure he's calling me. What do you want?

J: Good Derby, go potty!

D: My poop again? Why does he want me to smell my own poop? I'm just gonna sit down right here.

J: You don't have to potty? Ok let's go in.

D: Finally, heading inside, time to play with my stuffed monkey!

J: Fetch your monkey Derby! Fetch!

D: Oh crap, I gotta poop.