Tuesday, May 6, 2008

Tuesday Bullets 5/6/08

- Derby is big. I'm gonna try to weigh him later tonight but I'm pretty sure he has close to doubled his size since we got him... which was just 3 weeks or so ago.

- We saw a guy order a burrito at Chipotle yesterday with no rice or beans, but with double the meat (two different kinds). I heard him say he'd pay more... I wonder how much cuz I'm totally gonna order one of those next time I'm in there.

- So that burrito guy was white, the Chipotle server was Mexican but spoke average English at best... and he ordered from her in white-ized-broken-ass-stupid-sounding Spanish. What's the verdict? Better to order in Spanish or English at that point?

- Dog treats and toys are expensive. Seriously though... they sell little stuffed animals, that you can get for 50 cents in downtown LA, for $5.99 because they label them "chew toys for your teething puppy!" and freaking pig/cow bones for $4 to $10 because they're for dogs. I mean, what the hell, you can get the actual steak for that much. What a scam.

- I fall for scams.

- We're getting granite counter tops installed today. Yay! (not a scam)

- Is it wrong to only speak to God/Buddha/Allah/P Diddy/Jesus/Your Deity of Choice in times of need? Or do you need to pop in once in awhile just to say hi, ya know, to keep that line of communication open?

8 comments:

Anonymous said...

first!

Anonymous said...

who started that crap anyway, i mean do i really need to see it everytime i view comments for anything?

Anonymous said...

I always get double meat at lee's sandwiches, its like 50 cents more. I don't do it because I want the meat, I do it because I don't eat the veggies.

Anonymous said...

I want to get in on this puppy scam stuff. My idea: puppy escorts. Probably not all that original, but don't you think dude needs to get off sometimes. I would have multiple dogs in my stable; I'd have hot young bitches that stand there while your dog does his thing, as well as crazy humping dogs that wouldn't care that you have an ugly dog that nobody plays with at the dog park.

Mihae said...

What is it w/ this family and blogs?

Johan said...

why you gotta hate yo? it's a forum to verbalize our thoughts and feelings. in other words... it's online therapy. and it's free.

Anonymous said...

Feel free to hate on Johan, but leave me out of it.

secretary of the interior said...

(what's up with these comments? hey, at least you didn't get the mouthbreathers from Geoff's blog.)

anyways, yay! an update!

derby's adorable.

i remember reading somewhere you can buy cheap animal parts from your butcher for your dog. if you've got a butcher, that is.

granite countertops are tres nice.

mihae, where's your blog already...